- liam: i'm too cute to exist
- louis: i'm too sassy to exist
- harry: i'm too slow to exist
- niall: i'm too happy to exist
- zayn: does anyone actually exist or is it just an illusion
One Direction in an earthquake:
- Liam: Oh no guys quick take cover under a table did somebody grab the first aid kit yes good let's hope everybody is okay.
- Niall: Must.... finish..... this..... burger..... without.... dropping.... it
- Zayn: It's alright boys, this is just a little bump in the rollercoster that is life
- Louis: This table is terrible whoever made it sucks now my butt can't fit under it.
- Harry: The blue whale is the heaviest animal in the world.
